Apathy

collect random ingredients (not that there are any ingredients that matter anyway).

let ingredients sit.
don't bother doing anything.

some people say that one day you might care to do something about your plate of apathy. this is not suggested as it runs counter to the very essence of this dish.

Success

1 part hard work
1 part desire
1 part luck

mix the ingredients together.
let sit for a couple of years.
serve yourself.